Bar Tending

I’ve decided to get my bar tending certificate.

More Scandals

With all of these new scandals, I’m starting to wonder if I should just stop paying taxes, or try to get everyone to stop paying taxes. It’d be fun to see what would happen if you could actually convince people to stop paying taxes… But alas, sheeple would probably just look at me with glazed over eyes and say, “Baaaaaah! You can’t just not pay taxes!” Well why the fuck not? The British tried to make us buy tea, look how well that ended? They can’t force us to buy tea and they can’t make us pay taxes so they can purposely imprison innocent people!

Scandals

This is only the tip of the iceberg, I feel as though (if the media does their due diligence  that this will open the floodgates for much more…

Faces

The Book of Faces doesn’t seem to like me right now…

Fat Global Warming

I’m just waiting for the government to announce that the anorexic people are patriots because they don’t eat as much… Also for the government to tax feet, shoes, socks, and various other kinds of footwear since they are a “means of transportation” and therefore subject to Federal inter-state rules and regulations…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=S6Nt4Xiot88

Classic Rock

It occurred to me while I was listening to the radio that there are people who don’t like classic rock… What is this nonsense?

Tea

Something is a brewing in America…

WTF?

Three explosions in one week’s time, something might very well be going on here… Not to mention that there are some somewhat incriminating photos that conflict with the official story… It’s just all goin’ downhill isn’t it? CISPA later today, gun bill just got shot down, and there’s much going on… I don’t know anymore…

Problems

I don’t know how to handle pressure, I can handle when I know exactly what to do, but anytime anything else goes wrong, I get flustered and panicky and things quickly go downhill due to my lack of confidence. The only way I’ve been able to cope with this has been to practice enough so that I know what to do under all circumstances, this is turning out not to be good enough, since it has turned out that in many circumstances, that it can take many months before that happens and even then new situations arise where I might not know exactly what to do. Currently I’m trying to think of new ways to strengthen this weakness of mine, but I’m at a loss… Help?

Sam Adams Quote

“Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams