More Scandals

With all of these new scandals, I’m starting to wonder if I should just stop paying taxes, or try to get everyone to stop paying taxes. It’d be fun to see what would happen if you could actually convince people to stop paying taxes… But alas, sheeple would probably just look at me with glazed over eyes and say, “Baaaaaah! You can’t just not pay taxes!” Well why the fuck not? The British tried to make us buy tea, look how well that ended? They can’t force us to buy tea and they can’t make us pay taxes so they can purposely imprison innocent people!